living is easy with eyes closed.

we are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and a glass of wine with my friends. with time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. so we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. beginning today, when i look at my butt in the mirror i will think, ‘good grief, look how smart i am!’