living is easy with eyes closed.

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So I was extra stoned, and had to go home like this. After 4 blunts of kush, and 2 of dro. I was pretty blasted. Here’s The convo.

Mom: Hey.
Me: …….
Mom: Are you there?
Me: Yeah, Sorry, I’m watching tv.
Mom: Oh, whatcha watchin’?
Me: Dora The Explorer.
Mom: Haha, oh, okay?
Me: Yeah, I’m Waiting for the fox to kidnap her and eat her fetus.
Mom: huh?
Me: Fucking monkey just ate her head!
Mom: Haha, yeah, whatever, so how was class today?
Me: ….
Mom: HELLO?!?!
Me: I have to go mom, Dora needs my assistance. I have to help her get to the magical jungle and if she doesn’t get the bananas from the monkey at the bay, they will disappear before she can put them to use. I HAVE TO HELP THIS LITTLE BITCH!!
Mom: Are you fucking high?
Me: Very, gotta go, The talkin’ map is askin me for help. peace.

I love weed.

hahahahhaa i can’t even tell you how hard i’m laughing right now.